Thursday, December 29, 2005

Best Of List

New Format

Top Movies of the Year (10 only for now)
1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Capote
3. Munich
4. Good Night and Good Luck
5. Match Point
6. Gunnar Palace
7. Old Boy
8. Squid and the Whale
9. Grizzly Man
10. King Kong

Top WORST Movies of the year
1. Elizabethtown - probably one of the biggest debacles ever
2. Flightplan - nothing good about this at all
3. Crash - I will murder Paul Haggis, I think I'll roundhouse kick him
4. Broken Flowers/Thumbsucker/Junebug - I didn't see Junebug but these were the worst "indie" movies ever
5. War of the Worlds - Independance Day > Tom Cruise
6. Ice Harvest - Sorry John
7. Walk the Line - Um...no...terrible theme, terrible pacing, good music.

Top Next Moments :

1. Lesbian Girl : "My name is Courtney and I love big boobs"

2. Guy : So have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Girl : Yeah...
Guy : So did you lose your virginity to him?
Girl : No, actually, I'm still a virgin...
Guy : Oh...um...next

3. Guy who was obviously gay and nexted a girl because she wanted to cook for him, then nexted a girl because her boobs were too big, and then took a girl that liked to read poetry with him

4. Girl : So you don't like party or anything?
Guy : Well I do, but there's more to life, right?
Girl : Yeah, I guess
Guy : Don't you do anything other than party?
Girl : Well, yeah
Guy : Don't you have any ambitions or passions for life?
Girl : One thing I do like doing is having good conversation, so next
Guy : Well maybe in the future you should focus less on partying and more on having a personality

5. Scooby : I hope this girl likes treats cause maybe she'll get a taste of my Scooby snacks

1 comment:

Chris said...

dude, the guy above me finds you inquisitive. i think he's making a move on you.

i must admit, you've got balls. picking favorite next moments?! that's like choosing between God, Jesus, and the Holy... wait...no...this isn't going to work is it.

it's like picking out a girl on date your mom. THEY'RE ALL SO HOTT!