I decided to list my favorite Next's because it's the best show ever and I just saw a top 5 performance
1. Guy : So have you ever been in a serious relationship?
Girl : Yeah...
Guy : So did you lose your virginity to him?
Girl : No, actually, I'm still a virgin...
Guy : Oh...um...next
2. Guy who was obviously gay and nexted a girl because she wanted to cook for him, then nexted a girl because her boobs were too big, and then took a girl that liked to read poetry with him
3. Girl : So you don't like party or anything?
Guy : Well I do, but there's more to life, right?
Girl : Yeah, I guess
Guy : Don't you do anything other than party?
Girl : Well, yeah
Guy : Don't you have any ambitions or passions for life?
Girl : One thing I do like doing is having good conversation, so next
Guy : Well maybe in the future you should focus less on partying and more on having a personality
4. Scooby : I hope this girl likes treats cause maybe she'll get a taste of my Scooby snacks
Friday, December 23, 2005
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