music quiz ala em

I stole this from Emilie.

"Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!"

How does the world see me?
Song: Cells
Artist: The Servant (The main theme from Sin City)

So I'm just here to serve? Or to be cool theme music?

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Three Types of People
Artist: Team America Soundtrack (the dicks, pussies, assholes monoloug)

Which am I, a dick, pussy or asshole? Hmm.


What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Automatic
Artist: Less Than Jake

"I think, I think I know it all". Lyrics. Interesting.


Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: "No one Else"
Artist: Weezer

People that don't laugh for anyone but me, I guess


How can i make myself happy?
Song: Range Life
Artist: Pavement

Looks like the range life is for me, goodbye city hello horses.


What should i do with my life?
Song: Paper Tiger
Artist: Spoon

Oragami? goodbye city, hello China


Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Feelin Groovy
Artist: Paul and Art

There's no pain, just groovyness...kicking down the cobblestones


How can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Are We the Waiting
Artist: Green Day

I guess...wait? I'm not sure how I want to interpret this one...


Will I ever have children?
Song: The Sound of Silence
Artist: Art and Paul again

Well thats just depressing


Will I die happy?
Song: Ren and Stimpy Theme Song
Artist: Ren and Stimpy yo

If I die listening to this song, then yes


What is some good advice for me?
Song: Everybody Hurts
Artist: REM

Well thanks for being uplifting REM


What is happiness?
Song: My Poor Brain
Artist: Foo Fighters

Makes sense I suppose. I like my brain


What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Put Yo Hands Where my Eyes can see
Artist: Busta Rhymes

Hands I suppose. I do like hands.

How will i be remembered?
Song: Some things will never change
Artist: Meat Puppets

Someone who never changes? I'll take that

That was fun. Thank you Em

movie update

1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Good Night Good Luck
3. Capote
4. Gunnar Palace
5. Weatherman
6. Old Boy
7. Squid and the Whale
8. Three Extremes
9. Me, You and Everyone We Know
10. Rent
11. Jarhead
12. 40 Year Old Virgin
13. Wedding Crashers
14. Batman Begins

Reserving spots for : Syriana, Breakfast on Pluto, Walk the Line, Munich, Match Point

My Weekend

13 or so hours into killing Los Illuminodos and saving a whiny little bitch of a president's daughter.

Word

fun with tamir

movieman2g (12:10:43 PM): go to school
trules942 (12:10:51 PM): go to thell
movieman2g (12:10:57 PM): where is thell
trules942 (12:11:03 PM): its the layer below hell
movieman2g (12:11:13 PM): is it nice down there
trules942 (12:11:21 PM): ive heard stories
trules942 (12:11:26 PM): less satanic
movieman2g (12:11:27 PM): youve never been?
trules942 (12:11:30 PM): na
movieman2g (12:11:33 PM): i hear its a nice vacation spot
trules942 (12:11:34 PM): ive heard its hotter though
movieman2g (12:11:40 PM): packaged with bura bura
trules942 (12:11:42 PM): yeah if you are looking for a nice black tan
trules942 (12:11:50 PM): ever hate being white?
movieman2g (12:11:52 PM): but i dont like black people
trules942 (12:11:53 PM): go to thell
trules942 (12:12:09 PM): its filled with a bunch of white people who worship rap music
movieman2g (12:12:20 PM): shudder
trules942 (12:12:40 PM): for shizzle

trules942 (12:14:17 PM): wonderful i love sounding like a racist
movieman2g (12:16:29 PM): well
movieman2g (12:16:30 PM): yeah
movieman2g (12:16:39 PM): but who likes white people anyway
trules942 (12:16:45 PM): i sure dont
movieman2g (12:16:57 PM): what have white people ever done for us
trules942 (12:17:07 PM): i dunno
trules942 (12:17:12 PM): lets make a new race
trules942 (12:17:17 PM): called jewhites
movieman2g (12:17:31 PM): thats the greatist idea ever
movieman2g (12:17:33 PM): jewhites
movieman2g (12:17:42 PM): jews that dont want to associate with being white
movieman2g (12:17:58 PM): we dont oppress races of people, we dont want to be associated with those savages
movieman2g (12:18:06 PM): we also dont want to be associated with the white man dnace
movieman2g (12:18:10 PM): we jews have our own jew dance
trules942 (12:18:15 PM): thats right
trules942 (12:18:18 PM): hence the name
movieman2g (12:18:23 PM): exactly
movieman2g (12:19:32 PM): damn whitey
movieman2g (12:19:37 PM): yay jewhey
trules942 (12:20:25 PM): word
movieman2g (12:21:05 PM): how do you say word in hebrew
trules942 (12:21:10 PM): milah
movieman2g (12:21:13 PM): milah
trules942 (12:21:38 PM): MILAH MOTHA FUCKA

There we go

new feature on asher's blog

Here is a new feature for my blog.

Awesomest Person of the Week (or so) :

Completely stolen from Alex, but I'm doing it blog style, not AIM profile style. Eat me.

This week's awesomest person of the week is Amanda for bringing me 2 pies. And being awesome. But that's a given, I already knew Amanda was awesome, but the homemade blueberry pie and apple pie and dozens of cookies sealed the deal.



[EDIT:

I feel it necessary to point out a couple more awesome people. Amanda made my pie, but I feel an honorable mention should be put out there for Larke, she knows why. And a runner up award goes to Tamir for seeing Cream and me and getting good Chinese food in a literal hole in the ground. That is all

End EDIT]


In other news, Saw II, movie of the century? Discuss....

movie update

1. Brokeback Mountain
2. Good Night Good Luck
3. Three...Extremes (wow, just wow)
4. Weatherman
5. Old Boy
6. Capote
7. Gunnar Palace
8. Squid and the Whale
9. Me, You and Everyone We Know

movie update

Best movies of the year :

Brokeback Mountain
Good Night, Good Luck
Weatherman
Oldboy
Capote
Gunnar Palace
Me, You and Everyone We Know

I'll keep updating the list as I think of movies and see movies

"I wish I had two dicks"

First off, I would like to preface that I have no reason to post this post, other than to please those that read this blog. so for the few, enjoy

I had a great day the other day and it has continued, and I don't know why. I can tell you that it was because I met Oliver Stone and he completely blew me away and added insight into the world around us I didn't think of. I could tell you it was because I got tickets to see Weatherman (which was amazing), will see Gay Cowboys tomorrow (even though it will not be amazing) and will see Jarhead this weekend, along with Nightmare Before Xmas. I can tell you about the 200+ dollars I've made in online poker the past 2 weeks. I can tell you about how Tamir showed up at my door step at 11:30 PM last night and we ate in a literal hole in the ground and he's my favorite person in the world. I can tell you about how my screenplay is getting better footing in my head and I'm working on something I like for FSA and even for Con West. All these things I can tell you, but they are not the reason I'm in a good mood. I woke up on Monday after a decent weekend (nothing bad, but nothing life changing, aside from kickball) and was just in a good mood.

I will keep you updated. This fascinates me too.

Best movies so far --

Good Night, Good Luck
Weatherman (most enjoyable)
Gunnar Palace
Oldboy (did we decide this counts or what)

[Edit]
The Indie Boom had some good ones - Me, You and Everyone We Know, and on the same token some really awful ones - Broken Flowers.

attempt at foozer videos

Best Columbus Day Ever

Here are Foozer pictures. Best concert ever? Yes. YES. I'm trying to figure out how to upload the video I took on here.

Best Thursday Ever

I may or may not add caption to these pictures later on. Just know it kicked ass.

For kicks and a fellow Jew

Before --



After Hollywood --