music quiz ala em

I stole this from Emilie.

"Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!"

How does the world see me?
Song: Cells
Artist: The Servant (The main theme from Sin City)

So I'm just here to serve? Or to be cool theme music?

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Three Types of People
Artist: Team America Soundtrack (the dicks, pussies, assholes monoloug)

Which am I, a dick, pussy or asshole? Hmm.


What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Automatic
Artist: Less Than Jake

"I think, I think I know it all". Lyrics. Interesting.


Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: "No one Else"
Artist: Weezer

People that don't laugh for anyone but me, I guess


How can i make myself happy?
Song: Range Life
Artist: Pavement

Looks like the range life is for me, goodbye city hello horses.


What should i do with my life?
Song: Paper Tiger
Artist: Spoon

Oragami? goodbye city, hello China


Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Feelin Groovy
Artist: Paul and Art

There's no pain, just groovyness...kicking down the cobblestones


How can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Are We the Waiting
Artist: Green Day

I guess...wait? I'm not sure how I want to interpret this one...


Will I ever have children?
Song: The Sound of Silence
Artist: Art and Paul again

Well thats just depressing


Will I die happy?
Song: Ren and Stimpy Theme Song
Artist: Ren and Stimpy yo

If I die listening to this song, then yes


What is some good advice for me?
Song: Everybody Hurts
Artist: REM

Well thanks for being uplifting REM


What is happiness?
Song: My Poor Brain
Artist: Foo Fighters

Makes sense I suppose. I like my brain


What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Put Yo Hands Where my Eyes can see
Artist: Busta Rhymes

Hands I suppose. I do like hands.

How will i be remembered?
Song: Some things will never change
Artist: Meat Puppets

Someone who never changes? I'll take that

That was fun. Thank you Em