For kicks and a fellow Jew

Before --



After Hollywood --

Dude, I would've made a sexy chick

Brody sums up my weekend well. Here's a synopsis...damn synopsis

Here are Stephie and Larke looking mean and scary I'm pretty sure Stephie is Satan

Oh yeah, definently Satan

Here I am, a ho with his/her pimp.

I made a pretty lady



WE FINALLY GOT IT

OH SWEET SWEET VICTORY

So that was fun. We should do it again some time. The pasta, the cross dressing, the green sequened tank top, the FFVII, the dinner parties.

Oh, and I had a wonderfully tragic day at work. While raising only 3 dollars, falling short roughly 112 dollars of the average-per-day quota, I had possibly the best interaction to date. Possibly better than the center-of-the-universe man. This story has been named "Short angry black woman" as Ilan titled it. If you would like to hear it, please let me know. I enjoy it thoroughly.

One more thing, fudding

That is all

News

1) I downloaded a Ghostbusters ring tone. Please call me, if for no other reason than to bring me joy hearing it.

2) http://sonypictures.co.uk/movies/theproducers/spinvision/

3) That is all for now I believe. I started working as an environmental activist aka one of those people that yells at you that bush sucks so you should give me money. And Bush is the reason Tuna are being infected with mercury poisoning. Stop the Merc is our slogan. Not bad.

4) I'm going to bed.

Keep it real homies

Swoon

Alright, first, the best picture in the universe --

Next, Pillowman pictures. This is a compilation of the two times I saw it, and the two times I met Billy and Jeff --


Here is Jeff signing my copy of Independance Day

Here is that DVD

- Here is everyone with Billy

Here's me with Billy

Here's me and Jeff

Jeff and Billy

More Jeff

- Just the backs of people

Ariel from the show

Michael from the show

Everyone signed my copy of the script

Now

The Italian Festival thingy. With giant sausage and fried Oreos.





- Chris and the pope



- The Smallest Woman in the World

It was rather depressing really

Here is just a picture of my room for those that haven't seen it yet --



And here's my future wife again -- Isnt she the most adorable thing in the world?

That's the update from here. Good times

Awesome person of the week

I am the Awesome Person of the Week in Alex's profile. I rule at life. To read why I am the awesome person of the week, Alex's sn is Hypotron. Please don't stalk him unless you are a hot chick...well, even if you average looking, his standards aren't that high.

Flava Flaaaaaaaav

so I guess it's a good time for an update now that I'm back in NY/Disneyland

now, coming up early meant that I would miss Green Day...so as I was immediately regretting missing this concert, Chris invites me to lunch. Now, some days you get Chipotle. some days you get chipotle then you get a milkshake as advised by jake. then some days you get chipotle, a milkshake and then go to the park and see Blondie and Public Enemy perform live.

oh ny. and yes, public enemy played and they were wonderous. but enough of that, here are pictures of the save cbgb's concert in its glory.

-- Here is Gavin Rosdale. He ain't no holla back girl...he also did Machine Head with his "new band" which is really just saying, hey I'm Gavin Rosdale and I'll always be Bush no matter who my band members are.

-- Here is a cat on someone's head. Yup. I love New York.

-- Here is Blondie. Mmm.

and the moment you've all been waiting for ... Mike D and Flaaaaaaaava Flaaaaav



now that that's done with, i'd like to point out that jonah saw green day, i saw public enemy and we're both going to see foozer in october. so to say that we're taking over the concert industry is an understatement.

ok, new update, please go see this and fall in love with kanye as i have. compliments to chris for finding it.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2678975

lets see, anything to to blog? um...if my phone wasnt being an asshole then i could upload pictures of what once was a hand cart that decided to break with 100 pounds of bulk groceries on it in jersey city. but alak....wait...wait for it...ok now its working. so here is a picture of what once was a hand cart but decided to break in jersey city. so while waiting for brandon and sushi to help us, dustin and i just got fed up and angry at the cart.




Anyway, here is a picture from MD of Mexicans pushing a car up the street. Just because.


I suppose that's all for now. Happy hunting.

It's a position raise...I call it

This post is really just cause Alex is too stupid to figure out how to format these pictures for his facebook. But I aim to please, and a blog is a blog.

Here are some poker tournement pictures.


Here is the winning hand - - Yes, Quad 6s for Alex

Here is a candid shot --

Alex posing...

Alex posing again...

Mr. Triner won 300 dollars in this tournement. Mazel tov to Aryeah, Neil, Jessie and Shiff for placing, and mazel tov to all who participated in the largest tournement at the Novek residence. Till next time. Happy hunting.

In the Shadow of the Gunman II

Ok, trying to update this with my new pictures from my new digital camera. Also using HTML again, so again, patience.

Some intro pictures --

This is Alex's tushy...


what a hairy tushy indeed

This is Ilan and a pink hat.

And another cool picture of the hat.

Here is George, Ilan's rat. That rhymed with hat.

These are my pants.

And now here is a fun little sequence. Ilan and his 10 year old brother Uri. There is grabbing. There is biting. There is poking, hitting, punching, and all around good times.







NOW I MUST INTRODUCE TO YOU, ONE OF THE BEST CONVERSATIONS IVE EVER HAD. THANK YOU TAMIR --

trules942 (12:24:45 AM): I CALLED EVAN
trules942 (12:24:46 AM): HE DIDNT PICK UP
Movieman2G (12:24:51 AM): OK
Movieman2G (12:24:54 AM): WHY ARE YOU IN CAPS LOCK
trules942 (12:24:54 AM): HELP ME ASHER YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE
Movieman2G (12:24:58 AM): ARE YOU UPSET
trules942 (12:25:04 AM): I THINK ITS MORE INTERESTING LIKE THIS
Movieman2G (12:25:13 AM): TOUCHE
trules942 (12:25:33 AM): AND FOR SOME REASON ALTHOUGH I AM SILENT AT THE MOMENT, I APPEARS AS IF I AM UPSET
trules942 (12:25:36 AM): ALTHOUGH I AM NOT
trules942 (12:25:51 AM): I BLAME AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR BRAINWASHING ITS PUBLIC
trules942 (12:26:02 AM): and bush for just being an idiot
Movieman2G (12:26:06 AM): DAMN YOU SOCIETY
trules942 (12:26:11 AM): yeah shove it
Movieman2G (12:26:13 AM): I FIND IT IRONIC THAT THATS WHAT YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE
trules942 (12:26:22 AM): im making a statement
trules942 (12:26:24 AM): take that america
Movieman2G (12:26:28 AM): eat it
Movieman2G (12:27:01 AM): that was the most amazing conversation in the history of the world
trules942 (12:27:06 AM): i agree
trules942 (12:27:45 AM): even more amazing than when moses talked to god or something like that
Movieman2G (12:28:07 AM): probably
Movieman2G (12:28:11 AM): i bet god didnt use caps lock
trules942 (12:28:23 AM): i bet he did we just didnt realize hit
trules942 (12:28:26 AM): *it
trules942 (12:28:30 AM): he was probably making a statement too
trules942 (12:28:32 AM): he's like that
Movieman2G (12:28:33 AM): probably
trules942 (12:28:34 AM): he can do that
Movieman2G (12:28:39 AM): he has the technology
trules942 (12:28:47 AM): we can rebuild him
trules942 (12:28:52 AM): but i dont want to use alot of money
Movieman2G (12:29:07 AM): clank clank

....Then for 2 minutes we talked about the movie we're making, THEN --

trules942 (12:31:45 AM): I CALLED EVEN TODAY AND HE DIDNT PICK UP
Movieman2G (12:31:54 AM): WHY ARE YOU IN CAPS LOCK
trules942 (12:31:58 AM): that was desparation and used caps lock the way god meant it to be used
Movieman2G (12:32:08 AM): OH MY GOD
Movieman2G (12:32:18 AM): TROUBLE BAD THINGS I MUST TYPE LOUDLY
Movieman2G (12:32:28 AM): LOUD NOISES
trules942 (12:32:30 AM): BOOM
Movieman2G (12:32:34 AM): AAAAAH
trules942 (12:32:34 AM): POOP
Movieman2G (12:32:38 AM): TITTY
trules942 (12:32:45 AM): VEGGIE
Movieman2G (12:32:59 AM): BARBRA STREISAND
trules942 (12:33:07 AM): LOVE SCHOOL
Movieman2G (12:33:24 AM): BLUE TUESDAY
trules942 (12:33:27 AM): MICROSOFT
Movieman2G (12:33:37 AM): oh now you've gone and done it
Movieman2G (12:33:41 AM): you crossed the line
trules942 (12:33:54 AM): SPAGHETTII
Movieman2G (12:34:05 AM): now youre just being cruel
trules942 (12:34:10 AM): i cant spell
Movieman2G (12:34:17 AM): damn you america
trules942 (12:34:23 AM): amen.
trules942 (12:34:40 AM): i blame bush

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, WE'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.

And for the record, the short lived show on FOX "Wonderfalls" is absolutely amazing. Everyone please go buy it so a movie might be made. Also, go see Firefly because it will encourage a production company to option a movie based on a cult hit TV series. Do I see a Freaks and Geeks movie...probably not. But there are talks of a Wonderfalls movie, so please.

Update from work...just cause

I have some pictures here from our shoot a couple weeks ago, thanks to Tamir. Good times. I'm also trying to put them in here through HTML, so if it messes up, deal with it.

So here --
should be a picture of Gil. we love Gil. Cause he's like that old dirty grandpa. He's awesome, and he's so cute.

Here should be a picture of me and the boom.
Boom shakalaka.

Here should be a still picture of me dancing. No comments on my Jew Dance.

Ok, on to real matters. I just got the Ghostbuster's special edition DVD pack. And normally I would not put such trivial matters on a blog, but it only cost 13 dollars. 13 DOLLARS. For 2 DVDs and a little picture book. THIRTEEN DOLLARS. Amazing.

That being said, Ghostbusters really is quite the amazing accomplishment. This seguay's perfectly into my next piece, entitled "I hated Broken Flowers". I worship the ground Bill Murray walks on, and I love Jarmusch, but wow. I was stunned by Broken Flowers. It really insulted me how Jim and especially Bill would expect me to like this movie. It was so dissapointing on so many different levels. Granted, I have not discussed this with anyone yet, because no one I know has seen it yet, so I am waiting to talk to someone who likes it. However, this movie has caused me to think on a higher level about the entire movie making industry, especially all these quirky indie movies that are coming out such as Junebug. Now, I did love, absolutely love, Me and You and Everyone We Know. But there's something cooking here. Cooking indeed.

Anyway.

Check me out on facebook. Try to at least. I was bored. And inspired by Aaron Sorkin and Brad Whitford

Also, I belive everyone has to check out the following links -- http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/package.jsp?name=fte/greatestinsult/greatestinsult

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/package.jsp?name=fte/idealman/idealman

I would like to thank Netscape for their amazing "news" on their homepage for providing such entertainment.

That is all for now. I think. Countdown to NY (I hate when people do this but I really can't wait to get back) : 16 days.